Fuck You Ubisoft

This rant is brought to you by the fact that Ubisoft, the makers of the Assassin's Creed Series, are a bunch of scared Lil bitches for their decisions when it comes to the two upcoming AC games coming out. So as we all know, Assassin's Creed 3 is coming out and the protagonist is an assassin that is Native American, well he was until white purist gamers started bitching about why do they gotta play as an Indian. So Ubisoft, instead of standing their ground and saying "Fuck you, if you don't like it then don't buy the game", they act like Lil bitches, they decide to wimp out and alter the race of the new protagonist Connor Kenway, birth name Ratonhnhaké:ton (pronounced "Ra-doon-ha-gay-doon").


But wait folks cause it gets better because not only is there a AC 3 thats coming out for consoles, But there is a Playstation Vita version coming out where you play as a female assassin who is black. Oh wait my mistake she's half black and half French because once again, the white portable console gamers got all upset cause they gotta play as a black assassin. So the character's name is Aveline de Grandpré and her father was French and her mother was of course her mother was black, but wait my faithful viewers because it get gets better.


So with this upcoming game one would wonder who will be Doing the voice of miss Aveline de Grandpré and would think they would have Sanaa Lathan, Kerry Washington, Gabrielle Union or maybe Zoe Saldana do the voice. Well I just saw on Kotaku.com that Aveline's voice will be done by Sarah Natochenny, a white actress and model perhaps most recognizable as the voice of Ash Ketchum in Pokémon cartoons.


Here's what I have to say about this is REALLY UBISOFT? It's bad enough that you had to make the character mixed but it's even worse that you had to hire an actress that is whiter than the Purest Cocaine coming out of South America. Apparently this actress impressed the casting people, but what imma ask is how? She ain't black, apparently it was her impressive French accent that sold the casting director but if you wanna add insult to injury then this is the type of shit that you do.


This is another thing that makes me pissed off once again. I can't believe that these multi-million dollar companies are a bunch of Lil bitches that they don't want to upset the white gamers as if they are the only ones that purchase their games. No assholes there are more than just white gamers that buy your products and I'm a member of the non white gaming community that buy your games.


As a gamer I can't deal with the fact that these gaming companies fall under the pressure of this community time and time again. The fact that we had a Black Protagonist in a GTA game was amazing but I'm ready for another one and I'm tired of playing games where I can create my own black protagonist.


I'm ready for another game where the protagonist is of color and have no trace of white in them, so can all these gaming companies stop kissing these fucking white gamers asses and as they say in Spartacus, "Grab A Hold Of Your Fuckin' Cock". MAN THE FUCK UP GAMING COMPANIES!!!!!!!!!


I'M OUT OF HERE AND I GOTTA GO AND SEE IF I CAN EXCHANGE MY PREORDER OF AC 3 FOR SOMETHING ELSE... PEACE