Fuck You Ubisoft

This rant is brought to you by the fact that Ubisoft, the makers of the Assassin's Creed Series, are a bunch of scared Lil bitches for their decisions when it comes to the two upcoming AC games coming out. So as we all know, Assassin's Creed 3 is coming out and the protagonist is an assassin that is Native American, well he was until white purist gamers started bitching about why do they gotta play as an Indian. So Ubisoft, instead of standing their ground and saying "Fuck you, if you don't like it then don't buy the game", they act like Lil bitches, they decide to wimp out and alter the race of the new protagonist Connor Kenway, birth name Ratonhnhaké:ton (pronounced "Ra-doon-ha-gay-doon").


But wait folks cause it gets better because not only is there a AC 3 thats coming out for consoles, But there is a Playstation Vita version coming out where you play as a female assassin who is black. Oh wait my mistake she's half black and half French because once again, the white portable console gamers got all upset cause they gotta play as a black assassin. So the character's name is Aveline de Grandpré and her father was French and her mother was of course her mother was black, but wait my faithful viewers because it get gets better.


So with this upcoming game one would wonder who will be Doing the voice of miss Aveline de Grandpré and would think they would have Sanaa Lathan, Kerry Washington, Gabrielle Union or maybe Zoe Saldana do the voice. Well I just saw on Kotaku.com that Aveline's voice will be done by Sarah Natochenny, a white actress and model perhaps most recognizable as the voice of Ash Ketchum in Pokémon cartoons.


Here's what I have to say about this is REALLY UBISOFT? It's bad enough that you had to make the character mixed but it's even worse that you had to hire an actress that is whiter than the Purest Cocaine coming out of South America. Apparently this actress impressed the casting people, but what imma ask is how? She ain't black, apparently it was her impressive French accent that sold the casting director but if you wanna add insult to injury then this is the type of shit that you do.


This is another thing that makes me pissed off once again. I can't believe that these multi-million dollar companies are a bunch of Lil bitches that they don't want to upset the white gamers as if they are the only ones that purchase their games. No assholes there are more than just white gamers that buy your products and I'm a member of the non white gaming community that buy your games.


As a gamer I can't deal with the fact that these gaming companies fall under the pressure of this community time and time again. The fact that we had a Black Protagonist in a GTA game was amazing but I'm ready for another one and I'm tired of playing games where I can create my own black protagonist.


I'm ready for another game where the protagonist is of color and have no trace of white in them, so can all these gaming companies stop kissing these fucking white gamers asses and as they say in Spartacus, "Grab A Hold Of Your Fuckin' Cock". MAN THE FUCK UP GAMING COMPANIES!!!!!!!!!


I'M OUT OF HERE AND I GOTTA GO AND SEE IF I CAN EXCHANGE MY PREORDER OF AC 3 FOR SOMETHING ELSE... PEACE

 

I WAS RIGHT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!

So first of all to the Fans that continued to say that Tobi wasn't who The Reasonable fans thought he was let me say to all of you that you can all SHUT THE FUCK UP cause all your reasons are now invalid. Oh it feels good to shove it in their faces about how wrong they were and everything.


Okay so if you read Chapter 599 of Naruto then you know what this is all about but to those that don't let me let you know who Tobi is. Tobi, the man that organized the Akatsuki, gave the hidden rain village's Nagato Uzumaki the Rinnegan, the man that manipulated the nine tailed beast to cause havoc upon the Hidden Leaf Village Years Ago, is non other than Obito Uchiha.


Ever since we saw Madara Uchiha come back to the battlefield earlier this year or late last year, everyone has been questioning who Tobi was because we all thought that Tobi was Madara Uchiha. But ever since Madara showed up and started beating on the Five Kages, rumors and speculations have been thrown around left and right through out the Internet.


Now the speculations and rumors and theories can now stop and everyone that said that Obito wasn't Tobi can now suck it and shut up and know their place because Kishimoto just told all of you that you don't know anything. Of course now that we know it is Obito I would like to know how he survived being under the rock and I think Kishimoto will explain it in next weeks Chapter.

Okay guys that's all for Now. Until next time this is the Black Chivalrous Nerd Signing Off

Thank You Paul

So I just got in from work and I watched Triple H's address to the fans from last night in raw and I just wanna say that I know it's scripted, I know its all planned. But every time those guys drop character and be themselves it gets me choked up. It happened with edge last year and hunters speech last night got me just as well. Growing up watching these guys throughout the attitude era and then have them drop their character at this point in time to say whether they're done for real or not always gets me cause real talk, every time I see HHH in the ring I go back to that 9 year old Mark that dreamt of being like them but was too scared to do it so I only watched and lived my dream via video games.


If this is Hunter's final ride at the rodeo so to speak I just wanna say thank you Hunter for the memories and moments you left for me as a longtime fan to remember you by. Whether it was you're antics with DX, or when you were with Evolution or even right now. I just wanna say thank you Paul Levesque for sacrificing your body so that I could enjoy this world that is Professional Wrestling

Long Live The Game

Green Lantern John Stewart: Why Are You Here?

Okay so this blog post has been on my mind for quite some time and I honestly want to give my views and opinion on the Green Lantern John Stewart Character. He is the First black Superhero for DC Comics and the third black hero in comic book history after black panther and falcon of Marvel Comic Fame. He's an architect and a war veteran from Detroit, Michigan and is The replacement of Green Lantern Guy Gardner after Guy got injured due to an accident. Or so that was the story in issue 87 in which John made his debut. In later issues say issue 183 I believe, the origin in which John becomes the apart of the Green Lantern Corps. is completely different because in that issue, Hal Jordan quits the Corps and the Guardians need a replacement and choose John.



           So right there that left me with a WTF moment. Then later on he shows up not only in comics but on tv on a Justice league cartoon show and for some reason he's on trial for murder and has to relinquish his ring, but apparently in the comics he still has his ring and then in LATER issues (I.e.. Last year before The New 52) there is a war of the lanterns and he gets caught and held hostage with other GL's and his way of escape is by Killing Another GL (WTF Moment #2) and then in The New 52, He's being put on Trial for Murder AGAIN!!!!! Really Dude? Man some reputation this guy has. Oh before I forget, during the War of the Lanterns Story Arc, this Nigga blows up Mogo. For those of you who don't know who or what that is that is the being that gives rings to new wearers that will become apart of the Green Lantern Corps. This guy is crazy, a rash thinker, and honestly? I believe he is a waste of ink.



My view and opinion on this guy is that I don't believe that he deserves a movie, Hell I believe this guy shouldn't even be around. The only reason he's around is because DC didn't wanna be outdone by Marvel so they Made John Stewart. He suppose to be DC's answer to Marvel's Black Panther and Falcon, or Black Panther and Goliath depending on who you ask. My point is this, Co-Host of Nerdgasm Noire Network, Operation Cubicle and Character Select JP Fairfield or Isitis on twitter had gone on a Lil rant on an episode on Character Select. The reason for her rant was that Ryan Reynolds was going to play Batman when they reboot it (this is something I'm saving for another blog post) and she went on to say if they're going reboot batman and have him as Batman, then she better get her John Stewart Green Lantern Movie along with some other movies featuring heroes of color.




 My answer to that is this, I don't wanna see a movie about him, I don't care about John Stewart and IF they do a movie then I would like it to be a joke because that is what I see him as. So my vision of the movie is that I would like Tyler Perry and the People that did batman and robin in '97 to do it and I would like to see the role of John Stewart to be played by non other than actor Marlon Waynes and then have Ryan Reynolds do cameos as Hal Jordan just for the fuck of it. This is one Hero of Color I could do without and if I offended anyone who is a fan of the John Stewart Green Lantern Character then I apologize to you but as for me? I could do without him and if you wanna put it on an even bigger scale I could do without Green Lantern in General because there are so many of them and not to mention that there are different color lanterns just as well that that whole world is confusing and convoluted and just flat out boring to me.

So if you are a Lantern fan don't take it personal I'm just venting because this universe of heroes is just... MEH to me.

This is the part where I would give shout outs but I'm just gone say go to the links on the side and tell them that The Black Chivalrous Nerd sent you.

Peace, Blessings and I'm Signing Off

This shit don't make no sense

I know I'm late on this and I apologize but fuck it I'm posting it anyway. So earlier this week Marvel CEO Ike Perlmutter showed his true racial and sexist colors by manipulating the system so that Disney Consumer Products chairman Andy Mooney and three other executives (all African-American women) lost their jobs. Perlfucker has gone on to make budget cuts for all Marvel projects like in the Iron Man movies. In the first movie they had Terrence Howard play War Machine and in the Sequel they had Don Cheadle play War Machine, but for less money. Perlfucker has gone on to tell Monney at the time that the change cuts cost AND Perlfucker also has gone on to say that they switched actors because no one would notice the switch because "All Black People Look The Same". Um I'm sorry but I didn't know that Terrence Howard and Don Cheadle looked the same, I don't think any would know that because THEY FUCKIN DON'T LOOK THE SAME. You have to be a member of the GOP and the Tea Party to believe that Light Skinned Terrence Howard and Dark Skinned Don Cheadle look alike. Knowing that an Asshole like Perlfucker is running things at Marvel it's no wonder that a movie for Black Panther, Luke Cage or Brother Voodoo isn't in the works and probably won't be if this piece of shit continues to be running shit.


SMH Was this week National Let's Do and Say Racial Dumb Shit Week or something because I didn't get that memo. First I hear about Sherry Jenix and now I hear about this shit? It's times like this where I'm embarrassed to call myself a comic nerd and a video game nerd because of bullshit like this that shows the ugly side of things that I love.

This would be the part where I do my shout outs but because of the recent events imma just sign off right now. Till next time people

A Pissed Off Gamer

So the other day, well-known fighting game community member SherryJenix posted a picture of her dinner on instagram (of course why wouldn't you? That's all instagram is) which consisted of Fried Chicken and Rice and she put as the caption, "The Nigga Special" . Now after people started blowing up that photo with comments, she went to twitter (@sherryjenix) and stated that people need to get a sense of humor. And then people coined in and stating that "it's okay because a Black man said it" and to those people I say SHIT THE FUCK UP!!!! I'm tired of people thinking well if a black person can say it then it's okay for me to say it. No its not okay for ANYONE, whether black, white, Asian (Like Sherry), Latino, Martian, Asari, Nord, Argonian or even Khajiit to say that word.

She then replies with a "apology", that didn't feel sincere at the least, on twitter stating "Things are getting ridiculously out of hand. Anyways, sorry again to those who got offended". I'm sorry but did you say "who GOT offended"? So I guess we can put her in the category of non-sincere unapologetic assholes with The modern day Ike Turner because THIS SHIT is ridiculous.

To think that someone that has broken down barriers for female gamers in not just the FGC but in the gaming community in general, she should know how to use her words. Because let's face it, if you're a female or gay or a gamer of color, you know how the world of online gaming is and how if you're not a white male that games that you can't voice your grievances and if you do then you get labeled a buzz kill or you're ruining everyone's fun. No idiot the one that's ruining the fun is your ignorant ass.
I remember playing a random game of Soul Calibur 5 in March and the other gamer sounded white, and was an older gentleman but as we're playing, he beats me and he says "Yea nigger I knocked you down and out for good like that little monkey in florida named Trayvon". Before I could respond he left the room and but I didn't wanna hunt him down cause that's what he would want.

All I'm saying is, instead of using your platform to use slurs and perpetuate stereotypes about other races, why don't you use your platform and stand up for the minority instead acting like an Asshole. There are people that say that how Sherry broke through is amazing and I hear that some actually look up to her, is this how you want people to see you? Just because you broke through doesn't mean you can act like the rest of the assholes. Stand up for Female Gamers, stand up for gamers of color, and stand up for gay gamers because the few of us that are actually trying to defend ourselves while gaming is starting to wear us down and as much as it would kill me, I would hate to give up online gaming in general because of the pettiness of others.

The Internet can be a great place but then it can also be a terrible place but it is up to us as gamers to unite as one and make it a place for everyone. Whether you're a nerd or A gamer that goes hard in the paint for call of duty and only call of duty. We should try to live by the United we Stand, Divided we fall motto instead of "hate on people that aren't male or straight or white" because white is never right.

But back to Sherry, so now Sherry has removed the photo, made her Instagram profile private, and is continuing to block people that tells her that her actions were wrong. But we need to continue to peruse it because then she will get the message that what she did was not okay, it was wrong for her to do and say what she said and we need to show her that we will not stand for this. Her twitter handle is @sherryjenix

SuperWonder

So apparently In the comic book world, breaking up long courtships and relationships that comic book fans know and love is what's hot in the streets. First was Black Panther and Storm (DAMN YOU MARVEL, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!) and now the second couple to come to an end is the ever so long courtship between Clark Kent (Superman) and Lois Lane. But I did not care about this but apparently it looks like Superman is upgrading in his choice of women *Insert Beyonce's Upgrade You* because Entertainment Weekly has revealed the latest cover for the 12th issue of DC's New 52 Justice League and it looks like There is a new couple in Superman and............. *Drum roll* WONDER WOMAN!!!!!!! *insert 70's theme for wonder woman*

Now I know that there have been some SuperWonder Encounters in the past but it looks like this is going to be permanent and apparently this relationship is going to have an affect on the other heroes in the DCU but if I was a hero in the DCU why would I care about this?  Also as much as a strong Woman Firgure that Wonder Woman is, to go from dating Steve Trevor to now gettin smashed by Superman is kinda suspect plus Superman gettin in between those two is crazy but I guess when you're the man of steel you can do whatever the fuck you want.  But also this relationship would be cool because these two can actually be themselves instead of hiding their true identities so I'm also excited about it.

Justice League #12 is going to be on Sale next week so be on the look out for that