DINNER TIME *WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! NSFW* *MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY* *21+*

I pull up in the driveway at home after another hard day at work and all i wanna do is see her face. I open up the door and I smell food and hear old school Baby Making Music on the radio. I look and I see her in the Kitchen wearing her lace bra and boyshorts, she has a big bowl of Brownie mix that she’s stirring and about to put into the pan, apparently she didn’t hear me come in the door.

I creep up behind her and wrap my arms around her hourglass like figure and kiss right on the nape of her neck and whisper “hey sexy, where’s your man?” I see a smile come across her face as she says, “He’ll be home in a minute.” Then she turned around and said hey daddy as she puts the bowl down to undo my pants. She grabs a spoon and pours some of the blended brownie mix onto my erect penis until it is entirely covered in brownie mix then she puts her hands behind her back and begins to swallow me whole while sucking off the mixture

i grab her head and run my fingers through her long hair and begin to fuck her face until she pushes me up against the counter and tells me to not move. She wants to be in control for the moment and that turns me on so i just stand there as she takes all of me including my balls inside of her mouth and she begins to gag on it. Then she spits on it and again begins to suck it and slap her tongue with it as she looks at me with those beautiful Brown Eyes as she continues to please me and please herself as she begins to finger herself

I pick her up and put her on the counter and tell her to lay back and then I grab the spoon and scoop some of the brownie mixture over her body until it hits her clit and covers it and then i go down and begin to lick it clean with my tongue as i caress her breast and play her nipples with my hands. I flick her clit real fast so she don’t know what hit her as i’m also sucking it just as well. She grabs my head and pushes my head deeper into her as I stiffen my tongue and begin to tongue fuck her

her body begins to squirm, her eyes are rolling in the back of her head, she begins to breathe hard and starts calling my name. Her juices begin to combine with the brownie Mixture and the combo of both things were amazing and I began to get even harder. Then i hear her say, “come on daddy give it to me” so i pull her down off the counter and turn her around and begin to beat the pussy up from behind as i pull her hair

she begins to grip the counter moan real loud and then out of no where she begins to fight back as she begins to throw it back against me then she tells me to lay down onto the kitchen floor as she grabs the remainder of the brownie mixture and pours it all over my body and then sits on my dick and then presses her body onto my body and begins to bounce her ass on my dick as she licks it off my chest and abs and kisses me until she starts shaking uncontrollably and then she begins to dig her nails into me and lets out a giant yell as her muscles tense up and lock as her pussy begins to leak and the juices run down her leg and down my dick

after a few seconds she gets up and begins to suck my dick. then while my dick is still in her mouth she swings her body so that we are in a 69 position and she is riding my face as she sucks me dick. i begin eat her deeper and deeper and then i sick my tongue in her and begin to write my name inside of her as she sucks and jerks me off. I feel her shake again and i can feel my balls get that feeling and it’s time to blow. I clinch her cheeks and suck her clit and suck the juices out of her until we both explode. she squirted all over my face and i filled her mouth up. after that we got ourselves together we sat down for dinner and everything was great until she took a sip of her water and a few drops landed onto her breast…. ;)

THE DARK SON RISES: DAMIAN 'Returns' in KUBERT's SON OF BATMAN

Hey guys what's going on this is the the Black Chivalrous Nerd and by the title of this post you know what I'm about to talk about.  Earlier this year, World Renown and fan favorite author Grant Morrison shocked comic book readers when he killed Damian Wayne in Issue 8 of Batman, Inc. Volume 2 entitled R.I.P. that had Robin in front of a bright light with his cape open and his head down which was just like the cover of the Batman R.I.P. story that Grant wrote years ago.  Well Andy Kubert, co-creator of Damian, is temporarily bringing Damian back from the dead in October for a four issue mini series entitled Damian: Son Of Batman in which Andy will be writing AND Drawing this series.  During an interview with Newsarama, Andy reveals that this is a story that he's been working on the Mini-Series (off and on) since 2008

Here's a quick synopsis of the miniseries, it's a continuation of the event's that happened in Batman #666 where it's 15 years in a future where Damian Wayne is the new Batman (See Above Pic) and he takes the persona on a darker path since Bruce died and the question is what happened that made Damian go down that dark path?  The other question is what happened to Bruce that leads to his death?  Well shown from the pic below, I think I have a theory on how Bruce died that leads Damian to this dark path.

Personally I'm excited for this mini series because Andy Kubert is not only doing the pencil, but he's also inking his pencils just as well.  I'm also excited because this will be Andy's first time writing a comic book so I'm interested to see how his writing is.  Lastly, I'm excited because we get more than just one issue where we see Damian as Batman.  For those interested in the mini series, the first of four issues comes out in October of this year and the price for each issue is still TBD, so stay tuned and when I find out is when you will find out.  Also if you're interested in reading Newsarama's interview with Andy Kubert you can read it right HERE.

Okay guys that's it for this post,  Don't forget to comment, share, like and stay tuned because more posts are coming soon so don't go anywhere and don't leave this page.  This is the Black Chivalrous Nerd Denzel Lamar saying LOVE, PEACE AND BACON GREASE *Smoke Bombs Out*

The Shower *WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! NSFW* *MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY* *21+*

I’m in the home gym gettin a late night work out in. I’m bench pressing and I can feel my muscles bulge and the veins are popping out. I put the bar up and get ready for some squats from out of the corner i see her in the doorway wearing her sexy red lace lingerie and pleasing herself to the sight of my hot and sweaty body and my heavy lifting.

She still doesn’t see me cuz her head is tilt back and she has her right hand playing with pussy and the other playing with her breast and I can see how wet she’s getting. I walk up to behind her and replace her hand with mine and begin to kiss her all over her neck. the feeling of my kisses make her wiggle and squirm as she turns around, jumps into my arms and begins to kiss me. as i walk both of us to the shower she begins to grind up and down on my pants feeling the rock that awaited her.

Once we get into the shower i turn on the cold cuz the combination of our body heat will fog up the shower and the bathroom already. i grab the bar of soap but she takes it away from me and throws it behind her, “whoops butterfingers” then she seductively turns around and slowly goes down to pick it up all the while slowly backing her round firm ass up on me. I retaliate by removing her boyshorts with my teeth shoving my face into her pussy and washing my face with her juices.

the feeling of my mouth and tongue inside her makes her push the bar of soap away from us and she continues to push her ass up into my face until i’m finally lying down in the shower and she’s sitting on my face reverse cowgirl style and then she lays down on top of me and begins to suck my dick. Next thing i know she wraps her legs around my head while i’m eating her out and she’s sucking. It gets to the point that it’s so intense that she squirts all over my face.

“Ay Papi Delo a mí duramente” after she said that? she knew it was trouble cuz she knows how i love it when she speaks spanish to me. i keep her bent over and begin fuck her hard, rough and fast. she gasps for air with every thrust and pound. every now and then i smack her ass with one hand and pull her hair with the other one. “Ay Dale papi dale” she has one hand on the foggy glass and the other on the wall in front of us cuz she’s trying to hold herself up cuz her legs are beginning to shake uncontrollably.

“Oh Shit… i don’t think i can take anymore baby” the energy she used to hold herself up with her arms was fading and her legs kept on shaking harder and harder then out of nowhere she begins to buck and starts throwing it back onto me and then next thing i know she’s pushing me off and begins to squirt wildly as if someone turned on a faucet in the sink. “You Son of A Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!” She screams as she continues to squirt and her lower body continues to twitch because of how intense her orgasm was.

after taking two minutes to collect herself all she can do is get on her knees and she begins to suck my dick with no hands. She does everything from deep throating to gagging… then i begin to feel my dick pulsate. “baby i feel it” i say to her. “come on daddy come in my mouth” the second she said that i grabbed her head and unleashed the biggest load inside her mouth that it fills up and drips out and runs down her body. and like the freak that she is begins to swallow every drop of my cum. “now that warm up is over with are you ready for the main event?” i look at her and say ” what main event? she says nothing and leads me to the bedroom.

Naruto Chapter 641 Review

Hey what's going on my fellow Shinobis it's your friendly neighborhood Black Chivalrous Nerd Denzel Lamar with another update and review for our favorite Blonde Haired Blue Eyed Shinobi Genin Naruto. Okay so last time we talked, Obito Uchiha had stuck a bomb onto the Fourth Hokage and it was about to explode with Minato and the gang in its sights. Just before it exploded, the Second Hokage appears out of no where, grabs the bomb and goes back to Obito and returns it to him. There we learn that the Fourth's "Instant Transmission" like Justsu was originally done and mastered by the Second Hokage, who would've thunk it huh?

Meanwhile, as that fight is going on, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju continue their fight and show the bystanders why they are the two most powerful and dangerous shinobi's in history. During the fight, Madara uses his Full Powered Susano'o and Hashirama uses a Wood Style Dragon summon and those two creatures are wrecking havoc while fighting each other.

As the bystanders look at the fight they ponder whether they should join in or just stay back and watch so they won't get in the way. While they are pondering this, Shikamaru talks to the members of the Shinobi Alliance while having Ino use her transfer jutsu to let everyone hear his thoughts.

He goes on to tell them that even if their efforts may seem little, even a little bit of power and effort could help change the future so don't give up and stay on your toes and not let the moment slip by because of fear. After hearing that, Temari tells Shikamaru through her thoughts that he could become a good Hokage with the leadership that he is showing right now. She goes on to say that having the ability to change peoples hearts is one of the basic conditions to become a Kage. Meanwhile back at the fight between Obito Uchiha vs. Minato, Naruto, Sasuke and Tobirama, Obito was quick to block the bomb blast which makes Tobirama and company rethink about their next move.

Minato says that he'll create an opening with his Rasen-Senkou-Chourinbu-Kousan-Shiki (Yes that is the name of the technique and I'm still trying to figure out what in the bluest of blue hells it means) and the Second basically tells Minato that the technique name is utterly ridiculous and he would normally laugh at that name, but no laughing shall ensue at the moment. While Tobirama and Minato are strategizing, Sasuke and Naruto rush towards Obito with Sasuke. Naruto and Sasuke tells Minato that they will create the opening and leave the main part of the plan to Minato and Tobirama. While Sasuke and Naruto rush towards Obito, Sasuke unleashes his Amaterasu and aims it at Obito but Obito was waiting for it.

As Naruto and Sasuke are in full charge towards Obito, Minato and Tobirama come up with their plan and decide that they are going to use the Hiraishin Mawashi (Instant Transmission Like Jutsu) on each other. Meanwhile, Sasuke and Naruto come up with another plan to attack Obito with in which Sasuke is going to use his Sharingan in order to adjust to Naruto's Chakra Percentage. Then Naruto uses his Wind Style: Rasenshuriken and combines it with Sasuke's Blaze Style: Flame control to create one giant Flaming Shuriken (NERDGASM!!!!!!)

Naruto and Sasuke combine their Jutsu's, Tobirama appears behind Obito and just as Naruto and Sasuke are about to release the jutsu onto Obito, Minato comes from out of no where and stands in front of Naruto and Sasuke. Minato tells the boys that they are the Main Stars, Tobirama places his hand onto Obito's back and attaches a Hirashin Seal onto him and then the two Hokages release the Hiraishin Goshun Mawashi No Jutsu (Translation: Swap At The Same Moment Technique) and then next thing you see is Sasuke and Naruto Drilling Obito with the Fire Rasenshuriken. With Minato encouraging them to keep going, they put everything into the jutsu and blast him away with Obito thinking about how they got the upper hand on him while the black flames are still burning his chest. Then finally, the last picture you see in this chapter is Naruto and Sasuke both smiling as they feel like they have finally defeated Obito.

Overall, I enjoyed this very much and now I'm really excited about the upcoming chapter Next week. Of course I hope that next week's chapter focus more on the fight between Madara and Hashirama since this week's chapter was all about the fight against Obito. Only time will tell i guess and we'll have to find out what Kishimoto and his team come up with Next week.

Alright guess that's all the time I have for today so don't forget to stay tuned because some big things will be happening sooner than later. This is the Black Chivalrous Nerd Signing off saying Love, Peace and Bacon Grease.

Smoke Bombs out into the shadows of the Night

The Encounter *WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! NSFW* *MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY* *21+*

A while ago, me and my woman at the time wanted to go all out one night so i go to her house and baby girl got it all ready for me.  The house was dimly lit, She had her slow song cd playing in the background, candles lit and they made a path to her bedroom and in the bedroom was her laying on the bed with a bowl of sliced peaches and some whip cream while she had nothing on but her lace bra and her boy shorts and I was going crazy in the pants at that moment.  She walks up to me and we kiss until we fall on the bed and she lands on top of me, her lip gloss is being smeared everywhere between us from kissing and then she ripped off my pants and pulled out my dick.  She grabs it and starts licking it from the bottom of the balls to the very top of the head, her tongue drives me crazy with that vibrating tongue ring of hers then without hesitation she swallows the whole thing including the balls. 

Then she grabs the whip cream and covers my dick with it and just devours it while sucking it clean, the feeling is so good that i can't hold it and suddenly burst right in her mouth and she lets it run down her body then i get up, bend her over stick four peach slices in that pussy, letting the juice from the peaches just run down her pussy until the clit is fully covered and then I eat her like there's no tomorrow.  I'm sucking the peaches out of her along with her own pussy juices and sucking on that clit while she's clinching the bed sheets and biting her pillow to try and muffle her moans and screams but it doesn't help her none.  I continue to enjoy the taste of the pussy and peach combination and i'm smacking her ass as i eat and suck on the clit and lightly and ever so gently nibble on it just to feel her jump every now and again.  I feel her ass and pussy grinding my face as i'm enjoying the meal and then i feel her shake uncontrollably, she's telling me to come up for air but i push her closer to the head board and push my face deeper into her pussy until she cums so hard and squirts all over my face and then i wipe it off so me and her can taste her and she taste so damn good.  She says baby give it to me and give it to me wild so i tie her hands behind her back, bend her over, shove her face into the pillow and start fucking while showing no mercy, with every thrust and me pulling her close to the dick she's yelling, moaning and calling me daddy. 

I can feel her use her pussy muscles to tighten up her walls and just that feeling makes me go even crazier inside her then i pick her up, flip her upside down so that only her head and neck is on the bed and then while her pussy is up in the air i bend her in half and pound her so hard she comes on this dick. Then I made the mistake, I let her get on top and once that happened there was no turning back as she started bouncing on top of me real fast and then slowing down then she would speed up again and then slow down, she was rolling the pussy on my dick, moving it up and down, left to right, front to back.  The feeling was so intense that she had me rolling my eyes, I'm moaning and then i get back at her because she messed up when she went into reverse cowgirl.  As she's making the ass clap on this dick i'm pulling her hair and smacking that ass and then i pull her close to me, lift her legs up, and thrust my dick inside her real hard and fast as my balls bang the shit out of her clit.  As i'm thrusting she puts her hands on my chest and i can feel her nails dig into my chest which pumps up the adrenaline then as we're sweating and tiring each other out trying not to be the first person to tap out, I feel the eruption coming.  Just as i explode she lets out the biggest moan and scream, she passes out and we're both on the bed tired, exhausted and definitely worn out.  I slowly pull out, takes off the condom and wraps her within my arms and we both fall asleep so we can rest up because i know she would want a rematch ;-)

THE END